WNBA

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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