- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A man walks into a bar

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Your big dick.

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