- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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