- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What fires shots? A gun

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

This is not a joke.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

WNBA

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one