- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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