- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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