- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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