What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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