What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Anti Joke

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