Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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deez nuts

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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