Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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