- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Chlamydia

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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