How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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