How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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