A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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