A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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