How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Niall Horan

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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poopoo

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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