Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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bite me

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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