- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

pull my finger (farts)

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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