- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

a man makes a bad joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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