Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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