- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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