homosexual rights to marriage

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

9/11 my birthday

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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