- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

womens rights

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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