- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

a man checks his mypsace

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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