How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Your Mom

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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