Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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24

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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