- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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