- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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