B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Beka has AIDS

womens rights.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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