what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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