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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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