- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Do the roar!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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