- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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