Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

hers a joke... japanese people

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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