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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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