- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

America

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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