Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Wanna hear a joke? no

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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