- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

homosexual rights to marriage

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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