- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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