- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man died.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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