- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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