Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Pickles

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

men's rights activists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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