What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Poker face

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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