- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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