What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Horse.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Knock Knock.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

John Cena for president

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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