- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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