Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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