- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're a big fat monkey.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

the midget went to the midget store

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Emily Walker.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Your Mom The End.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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