Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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