What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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