What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Yellow People !!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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