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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

"Knock knock" Come in!

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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