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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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