What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I think everybody should have a penis.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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