- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

I am a mime

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Then none of us want to be right.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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