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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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