- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

i found waldo.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Small Penis.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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