Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why? Because.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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