- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Women's professional sports

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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