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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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