- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Womens rights

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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