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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

LeBron in the fourth quarter

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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