- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What hurts like hell? HELL

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