Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a joke? no

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