Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

The GOV and the WHO?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...