- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Womens rights

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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