- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

womens rights.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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