- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.