- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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