- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!