What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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