I am quite mature.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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France had one revolution

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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