Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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