Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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