why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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