- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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