what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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