how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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