Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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