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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

your so fat. your fat!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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