what you get time to go with? - a clock

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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