A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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ur gey

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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