what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Justin with a hat.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Please ignore this statement.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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9/11 my birthday

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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