Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Golf.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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