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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

what's up? my penis.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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