- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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