XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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