Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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