Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

white or wheat? wheat please.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

DEATH.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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