- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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