Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Chuck Norris.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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