- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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