- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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