- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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