- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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