- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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