- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your so gay, that you like men!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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