Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

an american walks out of a strip club.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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