What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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su algato es en fuego

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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