why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Indians

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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