- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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