- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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