- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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