Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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