A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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