Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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