- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

dyslexics of the world untie!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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