- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How old is victor? Half past dead

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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