- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Anyone can post anything.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I'm rick james bitch

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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