- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

You having friends.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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