- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what's funny about war? nothing!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

NEVER

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them