Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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