- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Women's rights.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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