- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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