dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Anti Joke

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