I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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poopy is poopy

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Anti Joke

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