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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Dyslexia ruels!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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