What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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