- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Please don't shoot me

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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