- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I need to start studying.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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