- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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