- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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