- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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