Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Alex Gedrose.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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